What I Don't Want and How to Get It

How to get fired from your job:

1. Being consistently late
2. Don't have the courtesy to call your boss/supervisor when you're going to be out
3. Being very undependable
4. Not putting effort into your job
5. Having a nasty attitude
6. Being disrespectful to co-workers
7. Doesn't follow work rules
8. Doesn't even show interest in your own work
9. Make costomers or clients angry 
10. Missing meetings with co-workers about job